Friday, January 26, 2007

New Passport Requirements refer to PR also?


The federal government recently passed new laws on passport requirements to include travel to the Caribbean. We weren’t sure if this included Puerto Rico. I got the scoop from the Federal State Department website. It does NOT include Puerto Rico.

I cut and pasted the new law below for you to reference:

Beginning January 23, 2007, ALL persons, including U.S. citizens, traveling by air between the United States and Canada, Mexico, Central and South America, the Caribbean, and Bermuda will be required to present a valid passport, Air NEXUS card, or U.S. Coast Guard Merchant Mariner Document, or an Alien Registration Card, Form I-551, if applicable.

As early as January 1, 2008, ALL persons, including U.S. citizens, traveling between the U.S. and Canada, Mexico, Central and South America, the Caribbean, and Bermuda by land or sea (including ferries), may be required to present a valid passport or other documents as determined by the Department of Homeland Security. While recent legislative changes permit a later deadline, the Departments of State and Homeland Security are working to meet all requirements as soon as possible. Ample advance notice will be provided to enable the public to obtain passports or passport cards for land/sea entries.

The passport requirement does NOT apply to U.S. citizens traveling to or returning directly from a U.S. territory. U.S. citizens returning directly from a U.S. territory are not considered to have left the United States and do not need to present a passport. U.S. territories include the following: Guam, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Swains Island, and the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands.

You Tawk Funny!

I never really buy it when people from other parts of the country tell me that I have a "Philly Accent". To me, a Philly accent brings to mind someone from South Philly ordering a "cheesesteak wit nuttin on it". But me? No, I picture myself as sort of a neutral accent - not good, bad nor indifferent. So I took this test I found on someone else's Blog. Even as I took this simple quiz thing, I thought my answers were all pretty middle of the road and normal. Yet, nonetheless, I have been outed as a Philadelphian.
Go figure . . . or should I say, "Shuddup! Watta you tawkin' about!"

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Hump Day Humor

Another Canadian comedian, Demetri Martin



Sunday, January 21, 2007

More Wedding Pics






Clarissa and Mark's Wedding






The Economy of Words

I don't know about you, but I frequently find myself in the presence of those who not only talk far too long, but insist on repeating every point, over and over. They are seemingly under the impression that their message is better conveyed by the number of words they use.

I came across that statement in an article I was reading recently.
My good friend, Anthony B., and I were discussing a preacher that came to our church a few months back. We really enjoyed the sermon and we were commenting on how much he said with so few words. Anthony used the term "economy of words". I loved the term. I'd would love to learn to articulate myself through a tightly regulated economy of words. Check this out.

Economy of Words

* Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
* The Lord’s prayer: 66 words.
* Archimedes’ Principle: 67 words.
* The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
* The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
* The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
* The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.

Next time you come across verbose speaker, ask them if they work for the government.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Saturday Night Humor

This is a comedian from Canada. It's about 9 minutes but he's pretty funny.

El Peo

What is it about gas that is so funny?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Basic Truths About 24's Jack Bauer



Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Jack Bauer thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Happy MLK Day

Straight from New Symrna Beach. There are benefits living in FL AND
working at a school
Ulyses

American Idol Hits Orlando, and May Have Found Their Winner!

American Idol arrived in Orlando this weekend and held Auditions for the neww 2007 season.

Two contestants stand out with their carisma and good looks.






The judges agree and offer the following comments:

Paula: "Not only are they happy to be here... but they brought thier rockets too!"

Randy: "Who let the Dogs out?"

Simon: "The Tee shirts looks better on me."

This year may be the first time American Idol has a tie! Stay Tuned.

Monday, January 08, 2007

OK, One more


Ok, one more.

Maureen guessed that last one, Christmas of 1981.

This one doesn’t have a date, so I really don’t know the answer. Any guesses? This is one of my favorite pictures because, to my recollection, it’s the one photo that has the most Cardona cousins present in it at one time. My guess is 1976 (but I’m not sure).

I think the only ones missing are Sammy & Gringy. Right?\


FSW2006 (A Late Entry)



Due to schedule conflicts and a busy holiday season, this year’s Father/Son Weekend was almost cancelled. Thanks to the determination of Pastor Tony (and a generous contribution of my friend’s cabin) we forged ahead with another great weekend with the guys who were able to make it.


My friend’s little cabin in the woods (as he calls it) was a spacious three bedrooms (plus a loft with two additional beds) , three bathrooms, furnished kitchen and dining area (overlooking a pond) in the Pocono mountains of Pennsylvania.

Present and accounted for were Tony & Manny, Carlos & CJ, Jimmy and Jordan, Ron, Tommy and myself. We played football, took a drive into the woods, threw rocks into a pond (it makes more sense if you were there), ate some good cooking, had some deer coming up to our property, played board games & dominoes, laughed a lot and had a very meaningful devotion. (We even took time out to call Titi Emma who said we were sounding like a bunch of drunks.)

While we missed the guys who couldn't make it, we had another weekend we cherished and pray our sons will continue.

I’m already looking forward to doing it again this fall.
It will be here before we know it.

Tom
PS Oh yeah, TAKE LUCK.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Name the year


Enough already with the “24” obsession.

Can you name the year of this photo?

It’s Chati, Ron, Dave, Jeannie, Tony, Tom, Chicky and Jim’s behind.


Next Week

One more week. 7 days. Not that we're counting.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Movie Review


Tom, Rosie.. listen up. Do not waste your money

First Rule of Sports

What is the first rule in sports?
Chick, help me out here.
DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYE OFF THE BALL!! ..err puck




Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy New Year

I hope everyone had a good holiday season. As we start another year I wanted thank the contributors and readers of this blog. I've put a new face on it. Let me know what you think. It's subject to change. We've lost a few contributors due to the change so if you'd like to post, let me know and I'll set you up. Miriam should be on board sometime this week. I would encourage those who read to comment. It's always fun to see what others have to say. Also, try to get those who are not participating to join. We're still waiting for Atlanta, Miami and PR to join in.

Finally, a reminder of what this blog is all about. It's about the family and a way for us to let each other know what's going on. It's also about the individuals who contribute with what they like, don't like, think and would like to share with the rest of us. That is why I will continue to give you movie reviews (for Rosie and Tom), talk about the best show on TV (2 weeks before Jack kicks ass) and tolerate Tom's obsession with David Hasselhoff.

Happy blogging.

Happy New Year (First Blog Entry of 2007)

Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. Luke 18:16