Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
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What? Who said what? Reveal yourself. Don't HIDE behind Anonymous. Are you kiddin me.... Read this closely. This is ALL true. And he did all this in less than 24 HOURS !!!! And by the way Jack doesn't hide behind "Anonymous" !
CTU just called and wants to know who deleted their comment! Do not make us call Jack to help us find out... reveal yourself!
Was Jack an Oriole? I think not. He doesn't have jack on Ulyses or Dave.
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