I'm not pointing fingers. I'm just sayin'...
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
I Read The News Today, oh boy...
It was 1981.
It wasn't that long ago. Was it?
Best line "Owns Home Computer"! Imagine that.
It wasn't that long ago. Was it?
Best line "Owns Home Computer"! Imagine that.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Spanish Lesson:
1. *CHEESE*
Maria likes me but, cheese fat.
2. *MUSHROOM*
When all my family fit in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *SHOULDER*
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. *TEXAS*
My fren always texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at.
5. *HERPES*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
6. *JULY*
Ju told me ju were going to da store and july to me! Julyer!
7. *RECTUM*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum
8. *CHICKEN*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but, chicken go herself.
9. *WHEELCHAIR*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *HARASSMENT*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her "honey
harassment nothing to me"
11. *BISHOP*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
12. *BODY WASH*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
13. *CHICKEN WING*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
Maria likes me but, cheese fat.
2. *MUSHROOM*
When all my family fit in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *SHOULDER*
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. *TEXAS*
My fren always texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at.
5. *HERPES*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
6. *JULY*
Ju told me ju were going to da store and july to me! Julyer!
7. *RECTUM*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum
8. *CHICKEN*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but, chicken go herself.
9. *WHEELCHAIR*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *HARASSMENT*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her "honey
harassment nothing to me"
11. *BISHOP*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
12. *BODY WASH*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
13. *CHICKEN WING*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Salsa at 80
She's 80 years old and still kickin'.
The salsa doesn't kick in till the 2 minute mark
but dang, she should've kept her clothes on. YIKES!
Echale salsa!
The salsa doesn't kick in till the 2 minute mark
but dang, she should've kept her clothes on. YIKES!
Echale salsa!
Monday, January 19, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Hero
HERO: Webster's Defintion
Main Entry:
he·ro
Pronunciation:
\ˈhir-(ˌ)ō\
1 a: a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability b: an illustrious warrior c: a man admired for his achievements and noble qualities d: one that shows great courage2 a: the principal male character in a literary or dramatic work b: the central figure in an event, period, or movement3plural usually heros : submarine 24: an object of extreme admiration and devotion : idol
My Definition: My brother U, one of my Heros.
he·ro
Pronunciation:
\ˈhir-(ˌ)ō\
1 a: a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability b: an illustrious warrior c: a man admired for his achievements and noble qualities d: one that shows great courage2 a: the principal male character in a literary or dramatic work b: the central figure in an event, period, or movement3plural usually heros : submarine 24: an object of extreme admiration and devotion : idol
My Definition: My brother U, one of my Heros.
Heartache In Florida
That's what i get for dissing the Eagles.
NFL Karma.
There are tears in my beers.
Chucky will be missed.
NFL Karma.
There are tears in my beers.
Chucky will be missed.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Cop of the Month!
We just found out that Polito won cop of the month for the 105 precinct. We didn't even know he was nominated! After 2 years of working his butt off, his hard work finally paid off. As of this past Saturday, Polito is officially off probation and can now breath a little easier with his job. This will make a great impression with the Harleysville Police Department I think... We are very proud of Polito and his hard work and for always providing for Thalia and I. We love you!!! Congratulations!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
How 'bout McFive!!!!!! GO EAGLES!!!
Question: Who's Your Daddy Buc, Giants (dwarfs) fans?
Answer: McNabb, that's who!
Golf in the winter???? What planet are you from?
This weekend the Poconos got pounded with some good snow.
I’m going skiing with my son. 25 degrees, lots of snow, sunshiny mountains in January.
Now THAT’S how God intended it to be. Gotta love it!
I’m going skiing with my son. 25 degrees, lots of snow, sunshiny mountains in January.
Now THAT’S how God intended it to be. Gotta love it!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
It's Official!!!!
Jarred is now legally Jarred Christopher Pérez.This morning at 9:50am Judge Peter Schmehl declared Jarred our son.
Thanks for all your prayer and support.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Pretzel Hog
Just out of the oven.
Served up nice and warm, the way you like it.
I don't know.
I was always taught to share.
Pig.
Served up nice and warm, the way you like it.
I don't know.
I was always taught to share.
Pig.
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Pretzels
Did you know Orlando has a Philly Soft Pretzel Factory?
Miriam had written about it here.
Well, we had one.
For the last few weeks I have been craving a pretzel but didn't have time to go get one.
It's about a 35 minute drive.
Well, today I'm all set to pick up a few dozen and I check their web site only to find out they closed their doors. Yikes!!
The cravings are even worse now.
Would someone up there send me a box of these delicious things?
Isn't there one in Lansdale?
I found a place where I can order them online but the shipping costs as much as the pretzels.
I'll pay for them. Heck, I'll even cheer for the Eagles..
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