Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Art Part II

And speaking of famous artist, after much research it was discovered that Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.

Here are a few:

  • His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh
  • His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
  • His prune eating brother: Gotta Gogh
  • His constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
  • His brother that liked to bleach his clothes: Hue Gogh
  • His Yugoslavian grandpa: U. Gogh
  • His Italian uncle, Day Gogh
  • His brother that worked in a convenient store: Stopn Gogh
  • His cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
  • His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
  • His Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Grin Gogh
  • His uncle who was a magician: Wherediddy Gogh
  • His ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
  • His sister that liked disco: Go Gogh
  • His stagecoach driving nephew: Wellsfar Gogh
  • His bird loving uncle: Flamin Gogh
  • His nephew that is a psychoanalyst: E. Gogh
  • His fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
  • His aunt that taught positive thinking: Wayda Gogh
  • His cousin, the astrologer ... Vir Gogh
  • His extremely bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
  • And finally his grand-niece that no one has heard from because she's been traveling around the USA for years: Winnie Bay Gogh
And there ya Gogh!
Nyuk, Nyuk.

1 comment:

U said...

You knucklehead. Why i oughta...
Pick two.