And speaking of famous artist, after much research it was discovered that Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Here are a few:
- His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh
- His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
- His prune eating brother: Gotta Gogh
- His constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
- His brother that liked to bleach his clothes: Hue Gogh
- His Yugoslavian grandpa: U. Gogh
- His Italian uncle, Day Gogh
- His brother that worked in a convenient store: Stopn Gogh
- His cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
- His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
- His Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Grin Gogh
- His uncle who was a magician: Wherediddy Gogh
- His ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
- His sister that liked disco: Go Gogh
- His stagecoach driving nephew: Wellsfar Gogh
- His bird loving uncle: Flamin Gogh
- His nephew that is a psychoanalyst: E. Gogh
- His fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
- His aunt that taught positive thinking: Wayda Gogh
- His cousin, the astrologer ... Vir Gogh
- His extremely bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
- And finally his grand-niece that no one has heard from because she's been traveling around the USA for years: Winnie Bay Gogh
And there ya Gogh!
Nyuk, Nyuk.
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